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2000 Awards: (Starters in Bold)

 

All-Dunce Team:

Quarterbacks: Chris Chandelier (Co-Captain), Jake Plummer, Akili Smith, Ryan Leaf.

Running Backs: Terrell Davis (Captain), Jamal Anderson, Dorsey Levens, Antowain Smith, Tom Jones, Kevin Faulk.

Wide Receivers: Plaxico Burress, Joey Galloway, Michael Westbrook, Carl Pickens, Kevin Johnson, Kevin Dyson

Tight Ends: Roland Williams, Bubba Franks

Kickers: Sebastian Janikowski (Co-Captain), Todd Peterson

Defense: Kansas City, San Diego.

 

Also receiving Votes:

Rob Johnson, Troy Aikman, Gus Frerotte, Jeff George, Brock Huard.

Shawn Alexander, Brian Mitchell, Donnell Bennett, Mike Cloud, Jerome Fazande, Terrell Fletcher, Trung Canidate

Peerless Price, JJ Stokes, Travis Taylor

Daniel Snyder, the Florida Supreme Court, Eric Dickerson, Rick Lazio, Algore, the BCS, Will Ferrell, Chris Kataan, Chris “Older than Drew Bledsoe” Weinke, Joe Smith, Bud Selig.

 

 

All-Value Team:

Quarterbacks: Daunte Culpepper (Captain), Jeff Garcia, Kerry Collins, Trent Dilfer.

Running Backs: Mike Anderson (Co-Captain), Ahman Green, James Stewart, Robert Smith, Tiki Barber, Lamar Smith, Marshall Faulk.

Wide Receivers: Derrick Alexander (Co-Captain), Joe Horn (Co-Captain), Rod Smith, Ike Hilliard, Eric Moulds, Andre Rison.

Tight Ends: Tony Gonzalez, Shannon Sharpe.

Kickers: Ryan Longwell, Martin Grammatica.

Defenses: Denver, New Orleans.

 

Also receiving Votes:

Elvis Grbac, Kurt Warner, Kordell Stewart, Brett Favre, Brian Griese, Aaron Brooks

Warrick Dunn, Jerome Bettis, Jamal Lewis, Corey Dillon, Charlie Garner, Sammy Morris, Ricky Watters, Marshall Faulk, Edgerrin James

Wayne Chrebet, Tim Brown, Frank Sanders

Mike Vanderjagt, Miami, Pittsburgh Defenses

“Boston Public”, Jill Arrington, Dennis Miller, Jackie Martling, Gary Dell’Abate, Eric Cartman, “That 70s Show”, “Titus”

 

 

Other Awards:

 

Most Likely to go for $100 Next Year: Eddie George, Fred Taylor

Most Likely to Spend $100 at a Zales in suburban Pittsburgh: Plaxico Burress.

Most Likely to go for $50 in ’01 and be an All-Value Team Co-Captain: Terrell Davis

Most Likely to go for $50 in ’01 and be an All-Dunce Team Co-Captain: Duce Staley

Most Likely to go for under $5 in ’01 and make the All-Value Team: Tom Jones

Most Likely to go for under $5 in ’01 and still be on the All-Dunce Team: Ryan Leaf

Most Likely 2000 Value Player to be a Dunce Next Year: Kerry Collins

Second Most Likely 2000 Value Player to be a Dunce in ’01: Trent Dilfer

Current Player Most Likely to be Captain of the 2001 Value Team: Trent Green

Players Likely To Be Signed for 3 Years or more: Daunte Culpepper, Kurt Warner.

Most Likely to be Bought Out: Jake Plummer

2001 Rookie Likely to make an Impact: Deuce McAllister

2001 Rookie Likely to do Jack Squat: Chris Weinke

Player Most Likely to be signed in 01 and suck eggs: Lamar Smith

Second Most Likely to be signed in 01 and suck eggs: Rob Johnson

Highest Dollar Value Player to be retained in ’01: Marshall Faulk